Vacuum Cleaners Discussions

Seen the new VAX line of bagless yet? better quality and performance?...at a far lower price.

Some say its stolen Dyson tech...some say its VAX xposing Dyson as a rip off [over priced] over hyped vacuum......that dyson is slipping[sinking brand]...that a dyson can be had at a fraction of the cost and with a warranty thats actually useable.......solved all the dyson flaws.....without the dyson shaft at the register. That VAX has zeroed in on dyson and plans to come at him head on.  If this is true ..then some drastic changes are due at dyson ....and another dyson [im a victim] lawsuit will come.......as always.

turtle1

And my point on VAX history and the Severn River?

Carmine D.

CarmineD wrote:

Perhaps you did get 1 correct.

Still dancing the pay toilet shuffle.  No perhaps about it. 

Carmine D.

MM i dont think sucking water out of offices would make many consumers buy a Vax upright vac these days, maybe to promote their wash canisters, but thats about it!

Sunday I walked into the Church and noticed a pronounced smell of coffee.  Not unusual to smell but more so than normal.  After making a quick visit to the sanctuary and the Tabernacle, I headed right into the Church kitchen.  There was the Hospitality gal and a youngster looking perplexed and frustrated.  Apparently the 3 huge coffee urns, commercial size, were brewing and the person making the coffee forgot to ensure the handle spickets were closed.  One was open.  Fresh brewed coffee everywhere.  Counters, floor.  Guess what I used to get the bulk of it up before Mass started in 30 minutes?  I was the proverbial hero.

Carmine D.

CarmineD wrote:
I give up – did you use a straw?

Agreed, you’re the proverbial hero to an audience of one…  you.  Humble too.  After this heroism and “saving the day” did you then twirl your straw and safely place it back into your holster?  Good goin cowboy, now the townsfolk can sleep safe.


DIB

P.S.  Perhaps your role-playing cohorts here will be mighty impressed too…  being the [their] proverbial cowboy hero.

DysonInventsBig wrote:

Close DIB:  Be more specific:  Paper or plastic straw?  

Carmine D.

DysonInventsBig wrote:
Straws do not work for Carmine.  Too much spewing out of the mouth (and another body orifice). If the truth be known he probably slipped and absorbed the coffee in his clothing.  At least the coffee stayed hot from all the hot air he spews.

HS:

LIke DIB, you have no appreciation for the truth because you hide behind lies.  Too bad.  There is much more to the Sunday event that you will never know and appreciate.  Remember, if you can, that you never find glory by looking for it.  It comes when you least expect it.  And it is always by self-sacrificing for others and not by self-serving at the expense of others.

Carmine D.

CarmineD wrote:
You keep stealing lines.  Your deed was not so great to others reading here.  Like so many of your other boastful feats.