Vacuum Cleaners Discussions

Customer comes in buys a crevice tool for her golden J, machines over 35 years old, asks me what i think of dyson,i pulled the old end around routine and asked her what she thought of them,finally comes out and says she bought a purple one at a dicount store,i got a good deal she says only 250.00 bucks, but i really dont like it,i said shees thats too bad,its marketed as the next revolution in cleaners,  What dont you like about it /her answer is i'm very limited as to what i can do with it,too much hassle to use,plus i dont like cleaning anyway,

Now the best part [CAN YOU SELL IT FOR ME] I reply SURE what do you want for it, G ive me the crvice tool and 6 bags and its yours,I own  dc14 for $ 4.00

regards

MOLE

mole wrote:
Touching store.  Is that the only screwing that you gave her?  Another reason to avoid those supposed honest indepentents

HS:

I'm a tad longer in the tooth than you.  Back in my day when a lady called out to you on the bed and said: Here it tis!  If you accomodated her, it was not called 'screwing' it was called 'mutual consent.'  Apparently, MOLE feels the same.  All in all, based on the stories here posted about used and second hand dysons, I'd say a Lux crevice tool and 6 bags for an unwanted soon to be discontinued dyson DC14, with a worthless and useless clutch, is an even exchange.  Soon former dyson owners will be giving them away.  Wonder who it was here who said: Before you ever see a dyson at a yard sale, I'll die from a heart attack.  He must have more lifes that Walter Mitty because if this were true he would have died one 1000 deaths already. 

Carmine D.

BTW, the poster who still posts here tho his logon has gone thru a few iterations over the years and forums will recall I said to him when he made that ludicrous statement:  I hope your soul gets raised to heaven quickly before the devil finds out your dead.

Carmine D.

DysonInventsBig wrote: CarmineD wrote:
...You gave your opinion again. - Your posts read like you “haven't a clue”.

1. Can you demonstrate (by evidence or a sound argument) why this 9” wide nozzle is inferior to a larger/wider nozzle?
2. Can you tell us what width size would make for “the ideal nozzle”?

DIB

CarmineD wrote:

You are also shorter in the sight.  Nothing was said about the clutch.  BTW, ladies do not do as you described. The men who do as you say are called whore hoppers. Not lady hoppers.

How many vacs have you given away? 

DIB:

Your naivity is intensely excruciating.  You'd be better served to say its an April Fool's canarde than continue with this useless narration.  You're killing Venson, iMacDaddy, MOLE and I woith this absurd line of questions.  You're lost.   Because I like you and I can't stand to see you make an unending fool of yourself, please do all of us here a huge favor.  If you have any vacuums close by, get them all.  Uprights.  Canns with/wo power heads.  Hand vacuums.  Sticks. etc.  Then get a ruler, inches or metric and measure the lengths of the cleaning heads/floor/rug nozzles.  Then report back here your findings.  Maybe, hopefully, once you have collected the evidence for yourself by your own hand you can draw some conclusions on why a 9 inch nozzle that probably has a 7 inch brush roll, that revolves c/clockwise [unlike industry standard brushes which is a topic for another thread so not to confuse you with too much information at one time] at an MSRP of $800 is a complete and utter waste of buyers' money.

Carmine D.

 

HARDSELL wrote:

Save that dyson finally after over 6 years has officially scrubbed it from all its USA uprights!  What does that tell you?

Carmine D.

DysonInventsBig wrote:

YES, YES, YES.  You're not listening/reading.  Look at any of the HOOVER/TTI cann power nozzles today and in the past.  Get your ruler out.  Measure.  Record.  Then compare to the DDM DC22 9 inch nozzle.  Tell us the differences, PLEASE!!!  So we can move on from this absurd litany of obfuscation.

Carmine D.

On another note DIB, your complete lack of understanding and knowledge on how vacuums do/should work are not the fault of others but with you.  You need to get up to speed before you deride others for your lack of comprehension.  Again, you and dyson have to provide the selling features of this new model for $800 a pop, not us.  It's got 820 patents.  Yes, but which of these is for a 9 inch power head nozzle?

Carmine D.