Vacuum Cleaners Discussions

CarmineD wrote:

A 9 inch nozzle is nothing to be ashamed of.

CarmineD wrote:
Carmine,

Often enthusiasts and independents attack Dyson products with weak arguments.  Show them how to build a good argument...  Q:  Why is a 9” nozzle a bad thing?

DIB

DysonInventsBig wrote:

DIB:  You're still in April Fool's mode!  Too small.  Worthless for users except as a quick picker upper.  Just like the whole DDM DC22 vacuum!  Too small.  The brush roll revolves in the wrong direction too.  A point made very early on in the thread.  Re-read. 

Carmine D.

Dyson and his fans [employees] have to make the arguments "for" this new revolutionary and radical model with the VDTA and vacuum buying consumers.   Not the other way around.   So far it's not working for some here.  What do you say to convince us.  Can the euphemisms and glowing words.  Give us the facts.  We know the filter schedule.  Broad promise at best for the moment.  Time will tell.  Don't know this to be the case yet.  What else do you have to offer?  Don't give us the digital brushless motor.  It's in the Airblade and sales are at a stand still.  $1400 too much.  Like $800 for a baby cann vacuum.  Too much.  But it has over 820 patents!!  Wow.  That's a selling feature?

Carmine D. 

Customer comes in buys a crevice tool for her golden J, machines over 35 years old, asks me what i think of dyson,i pulled the old end around routine and asked her what she thought of them,finally comes out and says she bought a purple one at a dicount store,i got a good deal she says only 250.00 bucks, but i really dont like it,i said shees thats too bad,its marketed as the next revolution in cleaners,  What dont you like about it /her answer is i'm very limited as to what i can do with it,too much hassle to use,plus i dont like cleaning anyway,

Now the best part [CAN YOU SELL IT FOR ME] I reply SURE what do you want for it, G ive me the crvice tool and 6 bags and its yours,I own  dc14 for $ 4.00

regards

MOLE

mole wrote:
Touching store.  Is that the only screwing that you gave her?  Another reason to avoid those supposed honest indepentents

HS:

I'm a tad longer in the tooth than you.  Back in my day when a lady called out to you on the bed and said: Here it tis!  If you accomodated her, it was not called 'screwing' it was called 'mutual consent.'  Apparently, MOLE feels the same.  All in all, based on the stories here posted about used and second hand dysons, I'd say a Lux crevice tool and 6 bags for an unwanted soon to be discontinued dyson DC14, with a worthless and useless clutch, is an even exchange.  Soon former dyson owners will be giving them away.  Wonder who it was here who said: Before you ever see a dyson at a yard sale, I'll die from a heart attack.  He must have more lifes that Walter Mitty because if this were true he would have died one 1000 deaths already. 

Carmine D.

BTW, the poster who still posts here tho his logon has gone thru a few iterations over the years and forums will recall I said to him when he made that ludicrous statement:  I hope your soul gets raised to heaven quickly before the devil finds out your dead.

Carmine D.

DysonInventsBig wrote: CarmineD wrote:
...You gave your opinion again. - Your posts read like you “haven't a clue”.

1. Can you demonstrate (by evidence or a sound argument) why this 9” wide nozzle is inferior to a larger/wider nozzle?
2. Can you tell us what width size would make for “the ideal nozzle”?

DIB

CarmineD wrote:

You are also shorter in the sight.  Nothing was said about the clutch.  BTW, ladies do not do as you described. The men who do as you say are called whore hoppers. Not lady hoppers.

How many vacs have you given away?