Vacuum Cleaners Discussions

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CarmineD wrote:

Your detection is not so good.  Of course considering the source I don't expect it to be.  I see no need to get angry with the mentally challenged.

I am sure that with your IQ a mole does seem intelligent. 

You are the only one making accusations about my DC07.  Remember,  I have no assciation with the vac industry.  No freebies and no biased opinions because of my past. 

You really should foirgive Dyson for making a monkey out of you as a consultant.   Which is mole and which is Carmine?

DysonInventsBig wrote:

O.K smart guy.

Now i will pose another question for you to answer,

What does dysons cyclonic technology [what ever system they are calling it this week],have to do with dust and dirt removeal out of the carpeting.

My educated opinion is that it has absolutly nothing to do with performance or dirt removal, it does not mean SQUAT how many cyclones are used where they are located and inverted or sideways.

Do you think Sir Jimmy wants me on his team?

If you dont respond I'll know why.

Have you ever indexed spark plugs, why dont you give it a try sometimes,Mr inventor........

MOLE

HARDSELL wrote:

I just LUVS my Dyson,its the bestest vacum i have ever used, THe kolors are soo koole, the Nice yung women on E baye said they laste fer eva, She liked me soo muche she gave me free shippin,

The above is a typical review on amazon.com,

Notice how the dyson posts get more hostile as time went on.??????????????

MOLE

The irony is that the above post actually looks like something Mole would write.  And unlike that post, most of the well-written Amazon reviews on Dysons I've seen praise the machine, not surprisingly.  And the most critical reviews are generally the most poorly written, which makes me wonder if the person actually knew how to use the machine in the first place, or was intelligent enough to read an instruction manual.  Not likely.

-MH

mole wrote:

So eloquently written mole.  Otherwise I would have thought you wrote it.

I could not find a Dyson model that rated less than 4 stars overall.  Most are 5.  The DC16 even rates 4 stars.

You monkeys should go back to what you do best.  You can turn over. Carmine's turn to scratch.

Aw Shuckins HARDBALL, thankz, i new youd like it,

 
But i rely doo luvs my DYSON, CONSIDERING my other vacuum was a floor mop and dustpan.

I realy lik the lifetime filterz they nevr has to bee replaced ya no, and the long hoze is very kool also i can cleen my hole housse without liftting the vacum,i live in a box ya no,

im not that muche edumacated, youd problly  gest that by now, but dyson said that peple like mee are ther target maket............

ELOM...............

mole wrote:

I did not realize that you previously owned an Oreck.

HARDSELL wrote:
You know what H.S. i really did have an ORECK i won one in a dealer contest, i sold it to someone in Springfield Missouri, i think it was called the vac shack..............

mole

mole wrote:

So you won a gag prize.

HARDSELL wrote:

Soooo HS, that's how you came to get a free dyson DC07.  You won the boo-bie prize!  Lucky you! 

Like dyson giving away 140,000 Air Blades to jump start its sales.  Ain't working.  Donees did what you did!  Sold them and used the money for something else.

Hey Prez, you reading here?  I got an idea for an economic stimulus package.  Buy up all the new DC07 dysons that Wal*Mart dumped on dyson and dyson dumped on BEST BUY and give them away to the US taxpayers.  They'll sell them, like HS did, and use the funds to make new purchases.  Win, win!

Carmine D.