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Snowblower for James Bond - Humor
Original Message
Mar 30, 2011 12:02 am
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What you are about to see doesn't exist.
The marketing department has suffered cabin fever and has gone rogue.
Communications have broken down between departments. Document shredding begins.
The sales department is not sure they should deny or confirm its existence.
Confusion surrounds who was supposed to order bottled water
The local dealers haven't seen one or want one, they have no space in showroom among the lawn equipment.
The repair shops reports no failures or safety recalls. "We're not making money here!" cited a disgrunted technician
The creator of the iPad 2 did NOT have any involvement in this product, unless it is available in black or white, and can generate $$$
through iTunes.
Who else would launch an unprecedented aggressive media campaign for snowblowers?
In the Spring season?
One man and ONLY one man dares to endure frigid blizzard conditions, somewhere on a frozen lake, against insurmountable odds....
1 inch of white fluffy snow
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He is...
The Snowblower Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0sqLhxW7c&feature=autoplay&list=ULY8CeIUch6Vg&index=16&playnext=1
Coming to a OPE store near you, May 20xx
Rated PG-13
This message was modified Mar 30, 2011 by aa335
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