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Vangellis

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Notify Chief Unga
Original Message Jun 1, 2005 10:55 am

If anyone knows how to contact the big chief, they better do it quick. I just thought if he showed up one day and began expounding about SIL's and the little pee pee people, it may cause him to get exiled from Abbys. The chief needs to be told.

Warn Unga, warn Unga, warn Unga, G-rated Bunga.

Kevin

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Ungabunga

Big booty best booty!

Location: Numbnuts tribe, Nairobi. Big Hut, top mountain.
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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #3 Jun 1, 2005 12:16 pm

Big howdy doodie all mower blower people!
Woah, Big Chief say doodie, doodie G rated in AbbyGuide Nairobi, Big Chief no know bout AbbyGuide USA? Ungabunga Wife tell Ungabubga mind manners so all boy and girl under 12 that no spose be here no get contaminated by rest of heathans on site. Ungabunga biggest heathan all, also biggest wise booty all. Big Chief know what think, think Big Chief speak mistake, think Ungabunga SIL be biggest booty all, wise or no wise!
Speak of big fat tushy, Ungabunga invite all mower blowers to Nairobi, get big heapin helpin for selfs. Big Chief make sure plenty go around, no one get cheated. Exersize be great way loose poundage, best diet on planet. Ungabunga play wieght loss game at Shrunken Head Shindig, whoever hang on 8 second win large bouncy prize. Big Chief always last 8 second.
Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe.
Bunga pump, bunga pump, bunga pump, Unga.

(Pump iron good way build muscle)!

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe!

MissSnowshoveler

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Location: NS
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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #4 Jun 1, 2005 12:40 pm

Ungabunga wrote:

Speak of big fat tushy, Ungabunga invite all mower blowers to Nairobi, get big heapin helpin for selfs. Big Chief make sure plenty go around, no one get cheated. Exersize be great way loose poundage, best diet on planet. Ungabunga play wieght loss game at Shrunken Head Shindig, whoever hang on 8 second win large bouncy prize. Big Chief always last 8 second.
Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe.
Bunga pump, bunga pump, bunga pump, Unga.
(Pump iron good way build muscle)!

There you go Marshall - the perfect way to get rid of those extra pounds. You didn't seem to like my exercise regime, so maybe the SIL's will be able to help you out in Nairobi.

Have a good trip and write soon.

Sherri

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #5 Jun 1, 2005 12:45 pm

MissSnowshoveler wrote:

There you go Marshall - the perfect way to get rid of those extra pounds. You didn't seem to like my exercise regime, so maybe the SIL's will be able to help you out in Nairobi.

Have a good trip and write soon.

Sherri

Ohhh, I don't about that, sounds a little risky to me. I like to exercise though, might have to go there after they've dropped some tonnage.

MissSnowshoveler

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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #6 Jun 1, 2005 12:57 pm

Ahhhhh Marshall, don't be afraid. Those big, ole, SIL's won't be able to catch you. As for the young looker SIL's why run, those pounds will come off in seconds. Listen...do you hear that? The sounds of them rubbing their hands (and other things

) in anticipation.

Sherri

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Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #7 Jun 1, 2005 1:13 pm

MissSnowshoveler wrote:

) in anticipation.

Sherri

I don't know, I'm not so sure. I think it's the sound of thighs rubbing together.

MissSnowshoveler

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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #8 Jun 1, 2005 1:21 pm

Marshall wrote:

I don't know, I'm not so sure. I think it's the sound of thighs rubbing together.

Thighs, drum sticks - it's all the same thing. They'll make you feel better (in someways more than others), I'm sure of it.

Lift those legs, push those peddles, shake that rump roast...feel the burn?

Sherri

If you don't have free speech, what do you have?

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #9 Jun 1, 2005 1:45 pm

That burn is the scary part. I don't want anything that burns.

Wonder if it tastes like chicken?

Emmo

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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #10 Jun 1, 2005 1:58 pm

Marshall wrote:

That burn is the scary part. I don't want anything that burns.

Wonder if it tastes like chicken?

or something more aquatic perhaps?!

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #11 Jun 1, 2005 2:02 pm

YOU CAN'T TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN TUNA FISH.

Paula

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enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.

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Re: Notify Chief Unga
Reply #12 Jun 1, 2005 2:10 pm

MissSnowshoveler wrote:

) in anticipation.

Sherri

Seconds??

Not even minutes??

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