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If anyone knows how to contact the big chief, they better do it quick. I just thought if he showed up one day and began expounding about SIL's and the little pee pee people, it may cause him to get exiled from Abbys. The chief needs to be told.

Warn Unga, warn Unga, warn Unga, G-rated Bunga.

                                                                                                                        Kevin

The Chief is all knowing............

The Spirits have already warned him, I'm sure.

Thank goodness.

Big howdy doodie all mower blower people! 

Woah, Big Chief say doodie, doodie G rated in AbbyGuide Nairobi, Big Chief no know bout AbbyGuide USA? Ungabunga Wife tell Ungabubga mind manners so all boy and girl under 12 that no spose be here no get contaminated by rest of heathans on site. Ungabunga biggest heathan all, also biggest wise booty all. Big Chief know what think, think Big Chief speak mistake, think Ungabunga SIL be biggest booty all, wise or no wise!

Speak of big fat tushy, Ungabunga invite all mower blowers to Nairobi, get big heapin helpin for selfs. Big Chief make sure plenty go around, no one get cheated. Exersize be great way loose poundage, best diet on planet. Ungabunga play wieght loss game at Shrunken Head Shindig, whoever hang on 8 second win large bouncy prize. Big Chief always last 8 second.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe.

Bunga pump, bunga pump, bunga pump, Unga. 

 

(Pump iron good way build muscle)!

Ungabunga wrote:

There you go Marshall - the perfect way to get rid of those extra pounds.  You didn't seem to like my exercise regime, so maybe the SIL's will be able to help you out in Nairobi.

Have a good trip and write soon.

Sherri

MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Ohhh, I don't about that, sounds a little risky to me. I like to exercise though, might have to go there after they've dropped some tonnage. 

Ahhhhh Marshall, don't be afraid.  Those big, ole, SIL's won't be able to catch you.  As for the young looker SIL's why run, those pounds will come off in seconds.  Listen...do you hear that?  The sounds of them rubbing their hands (and other things) in anticipation.

Sherri

MissSnowshoveler wrote:

I don't know, I'm not so sure. I think it's the sound of thighs rubbing together.

Marshall wrote:

Thighs, drum sticks - it's all the same thing.  They'll make you feel better (in someways more than others), I'm sure of it.

Lift those legs, push those peddles, shake that rump roast...feel the burn?

Sherri

That burn is the scary part. I don't want anything that burns.   Wonder if it tastes like chicken?

Marshall wrote:
or something more aquatic perhaps?!

YOU CAN'T TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN TUNA FISH.  

MissSnowshoveler wrote:
Seconds??   Not even minutes??

Good to see that the big chief is around. For a while I thought he fell asleep on that bus trip a long whiles back and just kept going.

Welome too the new village, great chief.
I hope that you didnt find it too difficult of a journey. (Many have been lost searching for such an obscure location.)
This appears too be of some worry too the biggest of the chiefs. They fear that the Numbnuts that have taken residence here are frightening away the good people of the area.
We that live and work here find that not too be true. As our population here grows....the neighboring village of Opialand's population dwindles?
And on the frontierland.....villages such as Humidfia and Razorland are virtually empty.
As a young priest....I too was frightened by the Numbnuts....they seemed a fierce and uncivilized lot.
But as I spent time amoung your people, I found them too be a very warm and understanding group. And although they may at times be a bit unruly...I have never known them too harm anyone.
And I deeply appreciate the gifts that the Chief has so generously endowed too me over the years.
Your neices, Princess Klamida and Klitoris have given me many of my happiest moments in life..
Bless you....Father Buttholiness.

Father Buttholiness

I am sure many of the men were scared about having numbnuts.......living nearby...

Be careful that you don't get lured into the depths of the SILs....it may take years to wade through the masses to find you. 

Paula

Father Buttholiness, Big Chief proud be honorably mention same sentence Father Buttholiness.

Numbnuts Tribe look for organic priest, no pay lots but fringes nice! Bring herbal remedy, Big Chief make big gong bong. Sentence emphasis very important in Numbnuts Tribe tongue, important as carb on acrylic hand held OPE, effect performance huge time.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe  

Bunga errr X 3, Unga.