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Venson
Joined: Jul 23, 2007
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Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Original Message Oct 21, 2009 6:59 pm |
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CarmineD
Joined: Dec 31, 2007
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Re: Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Reply #3 Oct 31, 2009 6:25 am |
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Hi,
I happened to be speaking with my landlord's office manager yesterday and the subject of household stuff came up. Most interestingly she mentioned that she owned a Miele. I replied that I had one too. (I didn't want to go into discussing the TWO I have since you never want your landlord to think you've done a little too well.)
Then, she told me where she'd bought it. And I said, "Wow, that's the same place I got mine from."
But the really interesting part to the story is that she also told me when she bought it. Turn's out that was a little over thirty years ago, just before the birth of her daughter. Of course my next question had to be, "Any problems?"
The answer was, for all that time, she'd only had to replace a damaged hose.
Venson
IMMER BESSER. Forever better.
Your landlord's manager's experience with MIELE's is the norm and not the exception. 30 years with only a hose replacement is typical as the major expense. Thanks for the wonderful story. Carmine D.
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DysonInventsBig
Location: USA
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
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Re: Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Reply #4 Oct 31, 2009 11:06 am |
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Hello Venson: Thanks for the link. The biggest cry baby in the vacuum industry on both sides of the ocean is Sir James Dyson without equal. Can't and won't own up to the failures and fallacies of his overpriced mediocre products but cries the blues over others. Sooner or later ASA and the vacuum makers are going to pounce on Sir James and no one save dyson DIB will shed a tear. Maybe HS will leak a few [just for old time's sake]. Carmine D. Carmine, Why don’t you go show this cry baby how real ingenuity is done. With the collective minds of you and Venson and his alter-ego Severus, surely you can demonstrated some blazing breakthroughs that can be made into a product and supported and profited from. Listening to you three, well two [people] actually, since Severus is not real, but only Venson’s lubricated hand puppet. - Certainly the most efficient way to clear a forum. THANK YOU VENSON, well done!!!!!!!! DiB
This message was modified Oct 31, 2009 by DysonInventsBig
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Venson
Joined: Jul 23, 2007
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Re: Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Reply #5 Oct 31, 2009 11:11 am |
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. . . Certainly the most efficient way to clear a forum. THANK YOU VENSON, well done!!!!!!!!<BR><BR><BR>DiB
DIB, The one thing I'm more than sure of is that you and psoriasis will never go away. Have fun, you're not worth the worry. Venson
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DysonInventsBig
Location: USA
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Re: Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Reply #6 Oct 31, 2009 11:25 am |
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. . . Certainly the most efficient way to clear a forum. THANK YOU VENSON, well done!!!!!!!!<BR><BR><BR>DiB
DIB,
The one thing I'm more than sure of is that you and psoriasis will never go away. Have fun, you're not worth the worry.
Venson I figured out how you're able to be in two places (IP signatures and locations) at the same time. Of course it took some researching since I am neither freaky or seedy. DIB
This message was modified Oct 31, 2009 by DysonInventsBig
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DysonInventsBig
Location: USA
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Re: Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Reply #8 Oct 31, 2009 1:11 pm |
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I figured out how you're able to be in two places (IP signatures and locations) at the same time. Of course it took some researching since I am neither freaky or seedy.<BR><BR>DIB
Every man to his own opinion.
Venson Oh no, not an opinion but technology. I’d be glad to lay out how you're using/could easily use technology to con the forum. Of course, if your Severus Snape sock-puppet were to be retired there would be no need to. DIB
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Trebor
Joined: Jan 16, 2009
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Re: Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Reply #9 Oct 31, 2009 10:43 pm |
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DIB, Isn't this insisting that Venson is also Severus a bit well, paranoid? The webmaster has said it isn't true, ah but you have the answer as to how Venson is perpetrating his hoax, but you're not going to tell us, just threaten to. The last time that stunt was pulled, the 'gentleman's' name was McCarthy, and he stirred up quite the hornet's nest over his 'list' of names and 'proof' that the US government and the education system and the entertainment industry were all riddled with 'gasp' Communists. And now you are insisting that our forum, which is obviously so crucial to the security and safety of our nation and life on planet Earth as we know it, is infiltrated by 'gasp' somone who is posting under the guise of a secret identity in the form of a character from popular literature, manifested as a "lubricated hand puppet" ROFLMAO!!! Please, DIB, you are not in McCarthy's league and he's been dead for awhile. We are never going to see the creation of the word 'DIBism' not even here on the forum. You are embarrassing yourself, give it up already. Trebor
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Severus
If my vacuum can remove even one spec of dirt that yours misses, then mine is better than yours - even if there's no proof that mine would have picked up as much dirt as yours...
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
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Re: Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Reply #10 Nov 1, 2009 12:16 am |
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DIB, Please do tell how I'm really Venson. I'm very disappointed in Dyson for employing you as their representative on this forum. My respect for Dyson products drops almost every time you make your ridiculous unfounded accusations. I do understand why you would like it to be so. You don't understand how anyone could ever disagree with you - let alone 2 or more. So yes, I do understand your logic. It's completely wrong and stupid, but you're entitled to be you. Given that both Venson and I can write a coherent thought, neither of us needs more than one account to make a point.
The smart tyrant writes his own story to ensure that it is favorable. The lazy will repeat lines from the book without fact checking.
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Severus
If my vacuum can remove even one spec of dirt that yours misses, then mine is better than yours - even if there's no proof that mine would have picked up as much dirt as yours...
Joined: Jul 31, 2007
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Re: Jimmy Dyson does try hard . . .
Reply #11 Nov 1, 2009 12:20 am |
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Carmine,
Why don’t you go show this cry baby how real ingenuity is done. With the collective minds of you and Venson and his alter-ego Severus, surely you can demonstrated some blazing breakthroughs that can be made into a product and supported and profited from. Listening to you three, well two [people] actually, since Severus is not real, but only Venson’s lubricated hand puppet. - Certainly the most efficient way to clear a forum. THANK YOU VENSON, well done!!!!!!!!
DiB I don't know why you haven't been tossed off this forum. If only your father were still around, perhaps you would act like a man.
This message was modified Nov 1, 2009 by Severus
The smart tyrant writes his own story to ensure that it is favorable. The lazy will repeat lines from the book without fact checking.
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