Outdoor Power Equipment (Lawn Mowers, Snow Blowers, Chain Saws and more) Discussions

Anybody out there know how to do the snow dance?  We sure need to know.  We really would like some more snow.  This rain is getting outta hand.

Sherri

Ungabunga wrote:

Big Chief Ungabunga,

Tough sh&t about the tractor...buy a new one.  It won't matter if you had insurance or not...nobodys gonna believe you anyway.  Naked woman outside dancing around a pole in February?  They'll think you're full of it and kick your sorry butt out.

I was wondering what happened to Majestic (the eagle), he's always around here guarding the place (who needs a guard dog when you see an eagle swooping in towards you?).  You must have left a bad taste in his beak, he wasn't here when we left this morning and he wasn't here when we got back this evening.  Grrrrr...where's my guard eagle????  You haven't put some kinda hocus pocus spell on him have you?????

As for the tree you dangled off of - did you notice a burny, itching sensation coursing though your body?  If not - well...let us wait for the back door trotters to strike, that'll teach you.  It's a hybrid plant that I'm working on.  Figured that nobody would bother it if I planted it out of site.  It is a mixture of poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumac with a little lilac throw in for a nice fragrance.  Figured if I could master this plant I could market it to keep away those pesky door to door salesmen.  Well I guess it will also help keep the peeping tom population down.

Well, I guess you should keep us posted in what happens with your health in the next few days...

Sherri

Big Chief tough Chief, made through big time worse over years. That baby poo poo stuff.  Come Nairobi, live with Wife Ungabunga and Big Chief SIL's, you see what Big Chief talk bout! No thing in world scare Ungabunga now.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe.

Bunga Bunga Bunga, Unga. 

Sherri,

Your snowdance works much better than mine. You must've been leaning on the east side of that pole. Called for snow flurries here and we got several inches, which is nothing spectacular, except it is the most snow we've had in 6 weeks. So keep up the good dancing.

Since I'm fired, I'm turning in my genuine Saskatchewan sealskin mukluks sewn by Micmaq natives, the authentic Newfoundland wolf skin headpiece, the Ontario grizzly fur parka, the ancient Haida handmade magnesium frame snowshoes, and the Manitoba meerkat hide mittens.  

You are lucky to do a snow dance au naturel. That outfit I wore was so heavy and hot.

BTW, you or Snowshoveller wouldn't mind posting a few pictures of you doing your dance, would you? Merely for the cultural appreciation of the fine snow dance form and artistic impressionism combined with the  traditional artistic nuances you must have worked hard to put into a successful snowdance. After all we are all connoisseurs of the snow arts here.

Yea, what he said. 

Score!!!

Snow siting here in da Burg.  Inch or so .. will have to use shovel an just push.  But there are a few places where I can use it to run the older gas out of my portable. 

Thanks a lot, cause it's better than rain.

Now I think you got to do it again, the reason we all didn't get dumped on, with you workin that hard, is you had to first break the Curse.  Bingo,  you have switched the momentum.  Opposing team is in a prevent, Take the room it's giving you and work your way into another score.

Ben07

Oh Windy One

Did you happen to snap any pictures of you out of your mucklucks, etc. (i.e. stripped down past your skivvies? ).  I think its only fair if you are asking for pictures that you be willing to trade pictures.....we're an equal opportunity forum around here, ya know...  (all in the name of form appreciation, of course...)

Paula

Paula,  I think this is a humble appeal to mother nature,  we get the wrong people dancin in their skivies, an we could freak her out.  I don't know about you but I don feel like buildin an Ark in the winter time., that's a summertime job.  Maybe you should do audition's to screen the cast first.  ( no reflection on Miss snowshoveler, she already has the lead sewn up)

Ben07

Why thank you Ben....that was nice of you to suggest that....don't mind if I do.    I'll gladly accept the position as Judge #1. 

However, in all fairness, I think we should have more than one.  Anyone else want to volunteer to judge the snow dances? 

Let's say the rainy dance but let's say today it's snowing a bit just enough to blowin' like the song snow flake are falling on my head

Great Paula, I was hoping you would take the bait, not that I was tryin to pull anything over on ya.  Just a suggestive.

Ben