Outdoor Power Equipment (Lawn Mowers, Snow Blowers, Chain Saws and more) Discussions

Anybody out there know how to do the snow dance?  We sure need to know.  We really would like some more snow.  This rain is getting outta hand.

Sherri

Don't know how much more of this dancing I can do.  I think I may have seen a flake of snow today though, but it might have just been my imagination, boy do we ever need snow.  The guys are starting to talk about bringing mowers into the shop, and people are starting to call about mowewr parts.  Why don't some of you guys help out.  Maybe it's the more the merrier (or snowier however you want to look at it).

Sherri

We had snow come (completely cover the yards and streets) and go (total melt) 2 different times today.  Weird!

Emmo wrote:

You're lucky you got to see some of that white stuff.  Here it's all dingy and yucky.  It's needs some freshening up big time!!!!!

Sherri

Just keep doin what you were doin at 4:30 eastern time. started snowing good, covered lawn and cars, not streets or drive, then quit in half hour.  I'm gonna go out and scrape up a snowball an put it in the freezer,Might have to try sacraficing it on an alter or somethin. 

Ben07 wrote:

At that time I think I was sitting at work with my head in my hands trying to figure out how to get rid of the headache I had for the last 3 days.

But I'll get back out there and hope that no tractor drivers come down the road tonight.  It is a little bit on the cooler side though, so I'll have to dress a little warmer.

Sherri

Big Chief Ungabunga have bad thing happen.

Big Chief moved place be all alone, north cold town by water, bought brand new big bad shiny tractor. Big Chief out in dirt road night last ago, mind own business. Big Chief see white woman no clothes dance like Tribal women at Shrunken Head Shindig. Big Chief no believe eye ball, Big Chief use two eye ball, still no believe. No clothes woman swing round pole stuck in mud make big scene! Ungabunga decide watch is good thing.

Next Big Chief know, Big Chief and brand new big bad shiny tractor fall off cliff. Big Chief think fast,  know this no good thing happen. Big Chief jump out tractor, hang on tree stick out side of cliff. Big Chief look down, pee pants.   Next Big Chief know, Big Chief see new tractor make splat like Buffalo pattie in summer heat.

Big Chief make way down cliff, while eagle peck holes in Big Chiefs head whole way. Big Chief now look like pizza face Chief. Big Chief scared, move back Nairiobi, let Tribal women make Big Chief pretty Chief again. 

No clothes white woman make good remember for Big Chief. Big Chief find no clothes dance woman someday, invite Nairobi Shrunken Head Shindig.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe

Bunga dance Bunga dance Bunga dance, Unga!

Ungabunga wrote:

Big Chief Ungabunga,

Tough sh&t about the tractor...buy a new one.  It won't matter if you had insurance or not...nobodys gonna believe you anyway.  Naked woman outside dancing around a pole in February?  They'll think you're full of it and kick your sorry butt out.

I was wondering what happened to Majestic (the eagle), he's always around here guarding the place (who needs a guard dog when you see an eagle swooping in towards you?).  You must have left a bad taste in his beak, he wasn't here when we left this morning and he wasn't here when we got back this evening.  Grrrrr...where's my guard eagle????  You haven't put some kinda hocus pocus spell on him have you?????

As for the tree you dangled off of - did you notice a burny, itching sensation coursing though your body?  If not - well...let us wait for the back door trotters to strike, that'll teach you.  It's a hybrid plant that I'm working on.  Figured that nobody would bother it if I planted it out of site.  It is a mixture of poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumac with a little lilac throw in for a nice fragrance.  Figured if I could master this plant I could market it to keep away those pesky door to door salesmen.  Well I guess it will also help keep the peeping tom population down.

Well, I guess you should keep us posted in what happens with your health in the next few days...

Sherri

Big Chief tough Chief, made through big time worse over years. That baby poo poo stuff.  Come Nairobi, live with Wife Ungabunga and Big Chief SIL's, you see what Big Chief talk bout! No thing in world scare Ungabunga now.

Ungabunga Big Chief Leader Numbnuts Tribe.

Bunga Bunga Bunga, Unga. 

Sherri,

Your snowdance works much better than mine. You must've been leaning on the east side of that pole. Called for snow flurries here and we got several inches, which is nothing spectacular, except it is the most snow we've had in 6 weeks. So keep up the good dancing.

Since I'm fired, I'm turning in my genuine Saskatchewan sealskin mukluks sewn by Micmaq natives, the authentic Newfoundland wolf skin headpiece, the Ontario grizzly fur parka, the ancient Haida handmade magnesium frame snowshoes, and the Manitoba meerkat hide mittens.  

You are lucky to do a snow dance au naturel. That outfit I wore was so heavy and hot.

BTW, you or Snowshoveller wouldn't mind posting a few pictures of you doing your dance, would you? Merely for the cultural appreciation of the fine snow dance form and artistic impressionism combined with the  traditional artistic nuances you must have worked hard to put into a successful snowdance. After all we are all connoisseurs of the snow arts here.

Yea, what he said.