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borat
 
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Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #10 Feb 12, 2012 8:47 am |
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You've been through the Canadian (Quebec) system haven't you? You could always jump the queue and go to Mexico. However, when you get home and take the bandages off, don't be surprised to see they sewed your hand on upside down. You'll still be able to operate a SS machine with one hand up, one down. A dual stage might be a bit trickier........
This message was modified Feb 15, 2012 by borat
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manjestic
Location: North Shore, MA
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Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #12 Feb 15, 2012 8:17 pm |
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The Democrat snowblower is borrowed from his neighbor but is not allowed to use it because the nanny state doesn't trust anyone can use it without causing injury. Also, you're not allowed to utter the word snowblower because it offends lovers of snow. Furthermore, the Dem would outlaw internal combustion snowblowers and require others to buy electric which are 4 times the cost and don't run during power failures. The Republican snowblower is actually a guy hired to plow his driveway because he is too busy working to pay taxes to clear his own driveway. Alternatively, he owns one from the Reagan era, old and delapitated, needing a restoration...a return to principles, if you will. The Independent snowblower is efficient and affordable and just right for that person, be it a SS, two-stage, hybrid or a shovel for his kids (to teach them a good work ethic).
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FrankMA
Location: Merrimack Valley/Northeastern Mass
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Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #14 Feb 16, 2012 5:21 am |
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The Democrat snowblower is borrowed from his neighbor but is not allowed to use it because the nanny state doesn't trust anyone can use it without causing injury. Also, you're not allowed to utter the word snowblower because it offends lovers of snow. Furthermore, the Dem would outlaw internal combustion snowblowers and require others to buy electric which are 4 times the cost and don't run during power failures. The Republican snowblower is actually a guy hired to plow his driveway because he is too busy working to pay taxes to clear his own driveway. Alternatively, he owns one from the Reagan era, old and delapitated, needing a restoration...a return to principles, if you will. The Independent snowblower is efficient and affordable and just right for that person, be it a SS, two-stage, hybrid or a shovel for his kids (to teach them a good work ethic). Excellent assessment (from a snowblower point of view)! 
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blumonster
Location: Wisc.
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Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #19 Feb 10, 2013 11:00 am |
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Wouldn’t Republicans by policy have to favor second hand pre-EPA 2 strokes which are being regulated out of existence? A Democrat might go with the more politically correct 4 strokes. MN_Runner: “trouts may be a libertarian” So, ranked in with Lyndon LaRouche! He was a Start Wars advocate before Reagan, wanted to colonize Mars and move Congress to the back side of the moon for protection. Quite a character and stunning intellectual who’s good moral behavior won him time in the same sell as Jimmy Baker. Hard to say where the politics are. Got weirded out watching Ann Coulter last night on CSPAN as I found myself agreeing with much of what she said. She’s a very capable presenter but like Barbara Boxer hardly in touch with facts. The topic made me thing of what Elizabeth Warren and Warren Buffet might buy. After a while I thought they both might be comfortable with a shovel. Old thread but I had to reply.Honda snowblowers are all 4 stroke engined, right? So politcally correct, not a hybrid or a hydrogen-powered engine yet but democratic enough. Craftsman, Toro, Ariens... are the Buicks of snowblowers and they rhyme with Republicans to me.
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