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carlb
Joined: Nov 16, 2010
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Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #4 Feb 11, 2012 2:59 pm |
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No such thing as a SS democratic snow blower. If it were a democrat the Government wouldn't allow you to use it without mandated healthcare insurance and even at that they would do it for you so that you could have time to go occupy something and because they think your too stupid or helpless to do it on you own. The snow blower would have to to control you not you control it. Republican snow blower would be expensive and pretty but not mind working. Independent snow blower would be a restored Frankenstein made up of different parts and wouldn't care if it was pretty or not but get the job done (sorta like Joe Liberman)  .
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trouts2
Location: Marlboro MA
Joined: Dec 8, 2007
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Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #8 Feb 11, 2012 6:18 pm |
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Wouldn’t Republicans by policy have to favor second hand pre-EPA 2 strokes which are being regulated out of existence? A Democrat might go with the more politically correct 4 strokes. MN_Runner: “trouts may be a libertarian” So, ranked in with Lyndon LaRouche! He was a Start Wars advocate before Reagan, wanted to colonize Mars and move Congress to the back side of the moon for protection. Quite a character and stunning intellectual who’s good moral behavior won him time in the same sell as Jimmy Baker. Hard to say where the politics are. Got weirded out watching Ann Coulter last night on CSPAN as I found myself agreeing with much of what she said. She’s a very capable presenter but like Barbara Boxer hardly in touch with facts. The topic made me thing of what Elizabeth Warren and Warren Buffet might buy. After a while I thought they both might be comfortable with a shovel.
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borat
Joined: Nov 10, 2007
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Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #10 Feb 12, 2012 8:47 am |
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You've been through the Canadian (Quebec) system haven't you? You could always jump the queue and go to Mexico. However, when you get home and take the bandages off, don't be surprised to see they sewed your hand on upside down. You'll still be able to operate a SS machine with one hand up, one down. A dual stage might be a bit trickier........
This message was modified Feb 15, 2012 by borat
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manjestic
Location: North Shore, MA
Joined: Oct 31, 2011
Points: 87
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Re: Republican and Democrat SS Snowblower Models
Reply #12 Feb 15, 2012 8:17 pm |
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The Democrat snowblower is borrowed from his neighbor but is not allowed to use it because the nanny state doesn't trust anyone can use it without causing injury. Also, you're not allowed to utter the word snowblower because it offends lovers of snow. Furthermore, the Dem would outlaw internal combustion snowblowers and require others to buy electric which are 4 times the cost and don't run during power failures. The Republican snowblower is actually a guy hired to plow his driveway because he is too busy working to pay taxes to clear his own driveway. Alternatively, he owns one from the Reagan era, old and delapitated, needing a restoration...a return to principles, if you will. The Independent snowblower is efficient and affordable and just right for that person, be it a SS, two-stage, hybrid or a shovel for his kids (to teach them a good work ethic).
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