Outdoor Power Equipment (Lawn Mowers, Snow Blowers, Chain Saws and more) Discussions

If there were SS snowblowers for republicans, democrats and indepedents, what would they be?

• Top republican SS snowblower brand: Owns Toro (Efficient, cost effective and exciting)
• Top democrat SS snowblower brand: Owns Honda (Reliable, predictable, boring and expansive)
• Independent SS snowblower brands: Owns both Toro and Honda (Best of both)

If you are a democrat, you don't have to apologize for being who you are as there is a very glimmer of hope for you.

carlb wrote:
You've been through the Canadian (Quebec) system haven't you?

GtWtNorth wrote:
You could always jump the queue and go to Mexico.

However, when you get home and take the bandages off, don't be surprised to see they sewed your hand on upside down. 

You'll still be able to operate a SS machine with one hand up, one down.  A dual stage might be a bit trickier........

carlb wrote:
Only 1 Republican snowblower need to do any work.   That's enough to support 1 slacker Republican (garage queen snowblower) and 15 Democrats on welfare (broken or project snowblower in progress).  

The Democrat snowblower is borrowed from his neighbor but is not allowed to use it because the nanny state doesn't trust anyone can use it without causing injury. Also, you're not allowed to utter the word snowblower because it offends lovers of snow. Furthermore, the Dem would outlaw internal combustion snowblowers and require others to buy electric which are 4 times the cost and don't run during power failures. The Republican snowblower is actually a guy hired to plow his driveway because he is too busy working to pay taxes to clear his own driveway. Alternatively, he owns one from the Reagan era, old and delapitated, needing a restoration...a return to principles, if you will. The Independent snowblower is efficient and affordable and just right for that person, be it a SS, two-stage, hybrid or a shovel for his kids (to teach them a good work ethic).

Sounds like you are talking about your favorite x-governor, Romblower!

manjestic wrote:
Excellent assessment (from a snowblower point of view)!

This is definitely the funniest thread I've ever seen on this forum.  Nicely done, everyone!

Is the Al Gore snowblower the one that doesn't need to exist, 'cause we are having weird weather and not actually getting any snow?

Al Gore actually invented a new snow blower, It runs on hot air and cow farts.

No worries.  If Toro and Ariens were to go Chapter 13, the democrats will bail them out. If you cannot make Husqvarna Hydrostatic snowblower payments and your banks go bad, the republicans will bail the banks out and have them take your hydrostatic snowblowers away.  Indepedents will find logical and practical solutions for all and make sure you don't spend more than what you earn.