Don't delay... act NOW!!! Order within the next 5 minutes and receive a second "Slick Fix Slider" ABSOLUTELY FREE (just pay separate processing and shipping fees).....
I can see a 20-minute infomercial in the works here. :)
"Absolutely Free" , "Never pay another penny" , "Extend your discharge distance by ...." , "be the envy of your neighbors" , "be the man you always wanted to be..." oops, wrong product.
Operators standing by to take your order. If you're too lazy to call in, we even got an app for that. If you're even too lazy to do that, just nod you head for a direct brain link. "Buy n Large" will take care of the rest. Please note: a $5 convenience fee will be applied to your order.
This message was modified Feb 22, 2012 by aa335