Outdoor Power Equipment (Lawn Mowers, Snow Blowers, Chain Saws and more) Discussions

Now Ariens has a platinum series line.Which is last years deluxe models.The only new item on the snowblowers is the B&S engines.Someone should tell Ariens either come up with new features or stop this relabeling of the same machines.Maybe I will lol.Now last yrs deluxe models dont have the auto traction control .The more things change the more they stay the same.

I have to admit when shopping for a snowblower last November, I thought it was absolutely ridiculous of all the superlative model lines and complex nomemclature of traction/differential to sell snowblowers. After all, a snowblower, while effective, is a fairly primitive technology. It doesn't need to be this complicated. The average earthworm has a more complex digestive system than a snowblower.

Gold is no longer the highest standard, platinum is higher. Is Platinum the best? What will snowblower manufacturers use next to vault their products higher? How about Ariens Plutonium Professional SNOW-MASTER, FLIR adaptive GPS-guided all wheel drive (2), TORQ-Direct traction control, occular-activated snow vectoring with atmospheric and terrain compensation.

How about Ariens Plutonium Professional SNOW-MASTER, FLIR adaptive GPS-guided all wheel drive (2), TORQ-Direct traction control, occular-activated snow vectoring with atmospheric and terrain compensation.

Good one aa335.

Yeah!!!!! And how about adding a  Tight Quarters Snow Blaster Laser Beam Nozzle and a Plasma Beam Icicle Vapourizing Cannon?   It will be built by an Ariens/Toro joint venture and will be called the "Snow Death Ultra"!   I'll be first in line to buy one.  NOT!! 

"Yeah!!!!! And how about adding a  Tight Quarters Snow Blaster Laser Beam Nozzle and a Plasma Beam Icicle Vapourizing Cannon?   It will be built by an Ariens/Toro joint venture and will be called the "Snow Death Ultra"!   I'll be first in line to buy one.  NOT!! "

I'm leary of blasting and vaporizing anything without a climate-controlled personal protective cabin, aka Borat 9000 Ultra Deluxe  Textile Resin Composite Canopy.  :)

Instead of just calling it a remote chute control,Ariens names it....."The 2.5x ice drill remote chute control" LOL..............I guess after your done snowblowing,you can use ur 2.5x ice drill to make a hole in the ice on the lake and do some ice fishing...Ariens has now become "The Masters of gizmology"......

It took me a while to find out what is THF chute. I thought it was Arien's unique patented teflon impregnated steel chute that is super slippery.

Turns out, THF only means, wait for it..................... "Taller Higher and Farther". Ta da!!! Hmmm. Honda has this type of chute since the Reagan era, only they didn't make a big deal about it. Back then, GM was busy applying Limited Edition, ABS, EFI, Quad-Four, and Euro-Sport badges on their ever so exciting sedans, curb feelers were out of style and gold model badges and non-functional trunk spoilers were the rage. 

Then I thought to myself, WTF?, BFD, BS, MS and Ph.D. What the Flock? Big Fricken Deal, Bull Sh*t, More Sh*t, Piled Higher and Deeper. Who the hell is is in charge of Arien's public communications department? Chalk one up for celebrating mediocrity.

Really now! The world of urban cowboys with quick reflex text messaging shooter does need a few more misused acronyms to get a leg up on the competition.

And what's the deal with Heavy-duty Aluminum XS Gear Case? Isn't that a oxymoron? Aluminum, XS (Extra Small) and Heavy Duty just doesn't seem to go hand in hand.

So the question is, if I want the best that Arien's have to offer, should I buy the Deluxe Platinum or the Professional line?