mrmom
Joined: Sep 19, 2003
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Social security
Original Message Aug 10, 2005 9:46 pm |
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Having reached the age of 65, I went to apply for
Social Security last week. After waiting in line for
a very long time, I finally got to the counter.
The woman there asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized, to
my great dismay, that I had left my wallet on the
nightstand in my bedroom I told the lady that I was
very sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at
home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I
said. At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your
shirt."
I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots
of curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on
your chest is proof enough for me," and, with that,
she promptly processed my application.
When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about
my experience at the Social Security Office. She
listened to the whole story and then said, "You should
have dropped your pants . . . you might have gotten
disability, too."
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