Dantheman
 
Location: Orange County, N.Y.
Joined: Jan 21, 2003
Points: 561
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BLOND JOKES
Original Message Aug 6, 2005 7:27 pm |
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3 blonde women are lost in a forest when they saw a large river in the way of the direction they were headed. They sit by it for a moment, thinking of ways to get across. One blonde says to herself, "I wish I were smart enough to get across this river." In heaven, God hears her prayer and helps her by turning her into a redhead, and she swims across. The next one thinks to herself, "I wish I were smarter than the first one." God also hears this, and he desides to help her too, and turns her into a brunette, and she builds a canoe and paddles across. The last one thinks to herself, "I wish i were even smarter than the second one."
God hears her thoughts and turns her into a man, and she gets up and crosses the bridge to the other side. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's a blond standing in front of a soda machine. She puts her money in the machine and gets a soda out. She puts more money in the machine and gets another soda out. Again she puts money in the machine and gets yet another soda out. The guy behind her says, "What are you doing?" She said, "Duh......winning." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why did the blonde walk into a bar with only a bikini on?
A: It said 'POOL' on the door.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two blondes were walking along the river, each on the opposite bank.
One calls to the other, "Hey! How do I get to the other side?"
The other replies, "You dummy, you ARE on the other side!!
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