Paula
 
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.
Joined: Apr 30, 2004
Points: 785
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One for the guys....
Original Message Jul 15, 2005 10:25 pm |
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves on one of the bedroom walls, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It's obvious that he's taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she's immediately touched by the amount of thought he's put into organizing the display. There are Small Bears all along the bottom shelf, Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She finds it strange for a young man to have such a large collection of Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
All the while she's thinking to herself ... This is wonderful! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children! ... etc.
She turns to him ... they kiss ... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was that?"
The guy says, "Not bad. Help yourself to a prize from the bottom shelf."
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Highwind
Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular.
Joined: Jan 13, 2004
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Re: One for the guys....
Reply #4 Jul 16, 2005 9:47 pm |
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Paula, The only way to go: with a big smile and nothing else. I never wear my boots to bed. In fact I usually don't wear anything at all. 
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Re: One for the guys....
Reply #6 Jul 17, 2005 10:09 am |
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hey Paula... come on now we all know you are TOP SHELF MATERIAL... so tell us which bear you desire,and we will send you one later chris
craftsman 10/28 snowblower with tracks husky 372xpg chainsaw sachs dolmar bc212 bushsaw mondo trimmer monster tractor with trailer cheep wheelbarro and couple shovels and a partridge in a pear tree
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.....but at least you'll die smiling
....just don't die with your boots on....
