Now there's an interesting question......when does a man run faster....(the direction really doesn't matter...
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1. When his girlfriend's daddy is standing at the door with a loaded shotgun, yelling "Doris, we got us a live one..."
2. When his significant other comes walking towards him and says "honey, we need to talk...."
3. When his girlfriend starts humming the wedding march.
4. When he sees those kinds of storm clouds coming in his direction.
I know which one I WOULDN'T vote for...