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navihawk

Joined: Jan 16, 2003
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those pesky squirrels
Original Message Dec 30, 2004 3:06 pm

Has anyone seen squirrels around here?

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Majorxlr8n

Location: Freehold NJ
Joined: Aug 5, 2003
Points: 1092

Re: those pesky squirrels
Reply #8 Jan 2, 2005 8:51 pm

My buddy here will chop 'em all up if they DARE go into the water...

Marty

Emmo

Joined: May 21, 2003
Points: 1065

Re: those pesky squirrels
Reply #9 Jan 3, 2005 5:49 am

They don't call me "Rocky" for nuthin'!!

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Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 15, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: those pesky squirrels
Reply #10 Jan 3, 2005 6:06 am

Hey squirrel nuts, I mean Rocky. C'mere, I got offer you can't refuse.............

If not, you will pay the highest price!

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goshawk

Joined: Nov 11, 2003
Points: 183

Re: those pesky squirrels
Reply #11 Jan 4, 2005 1:02 am

Hi all, loved this thread in WTB-L.com last year....thought I'd try this as a test post here....no squirrels in my path, but as I just had a new roof put on here, my snowblower is spittin' out nails! better stand back! (they're all over the place)

navihawk

Joined: Jan 16, 2003
Points: 1318

Re: those pesky squirrels
Reply #12 Jan 4, 2005 10:20 am

They don't call me "Rocky" for nuthin'!!

Hey Emmo........He's hung like a bull Gerbil

Termy

Location: Washington
Joined: Oct 23, 2004
Points: 960

Re: those pesky squirrels
Reply #13 Jan 4, 2005 1:10 pm

Squirals fear me! Seriously! I have a new BB rifle and like to shoot them down

Pesky SOB's

You got them, call me, I will take care of it

Marshall

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )

Joined: Sep 15, 2002
Points: 7730

Re: those pesky squirrels
Reply #14 Jan 5, 2005 8:46 am

Fort Knox Kentucky- Military officials say two battalions of extra troops have been sent to a popular squirrel
hunting area to help stem escalating violence in the wake of a squirrel rebellion on Wednesday. Armed forces commander Gen. Tolly says the results of the rebellion would be announced Saturday, once all hunters are accounted for.
Anti-squirrel militiamen who have been waging a campaign of terror against squirrels nationwide have come in droves to the Bluegrass state in order to quash the hated 'chitter-demons' and rescue hunters still trapped or injured in the dense squirrel infested forests. The security situation in the state deteriorated further today with pro-squirrel militias roaming several towns, spreading fear, pillaging and taking anyone with a squirrel hunting license hostage. About 63 known hunters are missing and feared dead.
A group of 76 journalists, including foreign reporters, left Louisville on a chartered plane today.
"It just ain't safe fer nobody", as one unidentified city official put it. "I guess them squirrels ain't gonna take it no more."

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