Marshall
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. ;- )
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Re: those pesky squirrels
Reply #14 Jan 5, 2005 1:46 pm |
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Fort Knox Kentucky- Military officials say two battalions of extra troops have been sent to a popular squirrel
hunting area to help stem escalating violence in the wake of a squirrel rebellion on Wednesday. Armed forces commander Gen. Tolly says the results of the rebellion would be announced Saturday, once all hunters are accounted for. Anti-squirrel militiamen who have been waging a campaign of terror against squirrels nationwide have come in droves to the Bluegrass state in order to quash the hated 'chitter-demons' and rescue hunters still trapped or injured in the dense squirrel infested forests. The security situation in the state deteriorated further today with pro-squirrel militias roaming several towns, spreading fear, pillaging and taking anyone with a squirrel hunting license hostage. About 63 known hunters are missing and feared dead.
A group of 76 journalists, including foreign reporters, left Louisville on a chartered plane today.
"It just ain't safe fer nobody", as one unidentified city official put it. "I guess them squirrels ain't gonna take it no more."
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