> Old Farmers Advice:
>
>Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and
> bull-strong.
> > Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you
> climb, but how well you
> bounce.
> > Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
> > Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
> > A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
>
> Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not
> yelled.
>
> Meanness don't jest happen overnight.
>
> Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
>
> Do not corner something that you know is meaner than
> you.
>
> It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
>
> You cannot unsay a cruel word.
>
> Every path has a few puddles.
>
> When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
>
> The best sermons are lived, not preached.
>
> Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna
> happen anyway.
>
> Don't judge folks by their relatives.
>
> Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
>
> Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older
> and think back,
> you'll enjoy it a second time.
>
> Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin'
> you none.
>
> Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain
> dance.
>
> The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm,
> 'cause the
> colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
>
> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do
> is stop diggin'.
>
> It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of
> sheep.
>
> Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
>
> The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to
> deal with
> watches you shave his face in the mirror every
> mornin'.
>
> Always drink upstream from the herd.
>
> Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that
> comes from bad
> judgment.
>
> Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
> than puttin' it
> back in.
>
> If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
> influence, try orderin'
> somebody else's dog around
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