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Well, the famous Termy was not strong enough for this year and the cold virus hit him good. I don't feel good at all. My throught hurts like crazy and my mussles are hurting a bit and making it harder for me to getup. This sucks but I usually get it every year around this time.

Paula wrote:
ASSuming he wears shorts?  Hey...the glue traps could catch all kinds of itty bitty varmints...
Of course I wear underpants!!!!! ........But you would think that the adhesive on the duct tape waste band would have captured little Itchy and Scratchy years ago.
Hmmmm???  I wonder if the glue traps would work for the anal ants.

Yeah...but do you wear shorts?   

Which one is itchy and which one is scratchy?

The ants go marching 2 by 2...hurrah, hurrah...

Paula wrote:
Sure......I wear shorts. We call em my "Sunday go-to-meetin' pants."
Right now...they are both kinda itchy and scratchy......Must be spring-time...... Sweetheart.

Ok Sveethart....just checking...well, not literally....

there is just no way i can add anything to this conversation,its gone so far downhill that it can never come back.

i just hope Termy is okay by now.

later chris

I'll try in my brief way to hike the underpants of this thread to waist level, wedging the crotch of the subject, if you will, while delousing the bugginess that seems to have creepy-crawled into the meat of the matter. Butt I'm sure I can only scratch away a little of the itch that pervades to genitally have fun with a shorts subject..

Just consider this the " Abbeysguide Free Clinic."
It's people helping people.

Ahhh yes.....people lending each other a helping hand

Paula wrote:
O man. I could sure use a hand right now, maybe even two. I think Chris was right when he said those crabs could only be washed away with that expensive soap. I think I might still have them, cuz I been itching real bad lately.   I was just wondering, how much would your services run me Paula? Since you are lending your helping hand. And I do realize I am still a noob and all, but I was hoping maybe I could get the regular's price. Let me know if you can help. Thanks.

Neve

I'll make it easy for you....there isn't enough money on God's green earth that would bring my hands (or anything else) anywhere near your scratchy (or unscratchy) spots. 

(Hmm...I think that just about covers it, doesn't it? )

Paula

P.S. Maybe that 'girlfriend' of your brother's can give you a hand...between her own itchies and scratches...