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The Itchy And Scratchy Original Message Apr 12, 2005 8:09 pm
Well, the famous Termy was not strong enough for this year and the cold virus hit him good. I don't feel good at all. My throught hurts like crazy and my mussles are hurting a bit and making it harder for me to getup. This sucks but I usually get it every year around this time.
Re: Termy Not Feeling Well Reply #40 Apr 20, 2005 3:14 pm
buttlint wrote:
Are there any humane traps for crabs and crotch crickets? I have had mine for so long, I dont want too kill them...I just want too get rid of them.
Hey lint.............I understand your wanting to catch and release, but I have always been a proponent of glue traps myself. (Make sure the glue side is pointed away from your body before sliding them down your shorts!)(Assuming you wear shorts).
I like to know that what goes around DOESN'T come around.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.
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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well Reply #41 Apr 20, 2005 8:54 pm
Emmo wrote:
Hey lint.............I understand your wanting to catch and release, but I have always been a proponent of glue traps myself. (Make sure the glue side is pointed away from your body before sliding them down your shorts!)(Assuming you wear shorts).
I like to know that what goes around DOESN'T come around.
ASSuming he wears shorts?
Hey...the glue traps could catch all kinds of itty bitty varmints...
Re: Termy Not Feeling Well Reply #42 Apr 20, 2005 9:15 pm
Paula wrote: ASSuming he wears shorts? Hey...the glue traps could catch all kinds of itty bitty varmints... Of course I wear underpants!!!!! ........But you would think that the adhesive on the duct tape waste band would have captured little Itchy and Scratchy years ago. Hmmmm??? I wonder if the glue traps would work for the anal ants.
Re: Termy Not Feeling Well Reply #44 Apr 20, 2005 9:55 pm
Paula wrote:
Yeah...but do you wear shorts?
Which one is itchy and which one is scratchy?
The ants go marching 2 by 2...hurrah, hurrah...
Sure......I wear shorts. We call em my "Sunday go-to-meetin' pants." Right now...they are both kinda itchy and scratchy......Must be spring-time...... Sweetheart.
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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well Reply #46 Apr 21, 2005 5:02 pm
there is just no way i can add anything to this conversation,its gone so far downhill that it can never come back.
i just hope Termy is okay by now.
later chris
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Re: Termy Not Feeling Well Reply #47 Apr 21, 2005 7:39 pm
I'll try in my brief way to hike the underpants of this thread to waist level, wedging the crotch of the subject, if you will, while delousing the bugginess that seems to have creepy-crawled into the meat of the matter. Butt I'm sure I can only scratch away a little of the itch that pervades to genitally have fun with a shorts subject..